
I always knew it. So many say only women strutting it on the dance floor are appealing because they glisten. But this means that when I'm out there jogging in mid-August drenched in my own biological coolant, I'm really sexy, not gross.
And now researches at Cal-Berkeley have proven it. By the way, could there have been a better school to figure this out? Berkeley was wear the late "Naked Guy" went to school and was kicked out in the early '90s. Sadly, he was found dead in jail in an apparent suicide last year. You'll have to search for photos of him and his sweat on
your own.

(Photos courtesy of The Times archive. LEFT: Some guy has a lot of back sweat. RIGHT: Ben Jones [left], Rusty Sharp, and Mark Walker, all of Ruston, race through Stoner Woods in Shreveport during the second "Mud, Sweat and Beers" race.)
4 comments:
Adam, are you gay? Because it's OK if you are. You can be comfortable here.
Nope. Sorry, Kevan. I'm just a hetero, sweaty, sexy man.
lol
I wonder if this helps explain the popularity of Keith Sweat.
I thought about poking fun at him, too, but I guess it's not his fault he has an unfortunate last name.
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