CNN Breaking News: "Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences."
First of all, didn't we all know that was coming? And secondly, since when does that (I refuse to call it "news") deserve to be urgently shipped to my inbox with headlines such as Saddam Hussein's death sentence or a plane crash in New York? Last I checked, Britney is a used-to-be pop star and her husband was only famous for being Britney's husband.
Every day young men and women give their lives in Iraq and that never makes it to my inbox.